They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves.
After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal.But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. Some of you might actually appreciate a good pun.