Deluxe Cow Costume For Adults

The truth is, people LOVE cows. Judge us if you must. But in a sort of roundabout way we think is clever, and are hoping you find clever, too. There, we said it.

Plus Size Deluxe Cow Costume for Adults Ah, to Be a Calf.

But your kid? Give 'em a fresh patch of grass and some sunshine, and a cow will be happy for days.

They're gentle, steadfast, helpful, and (mostly) quiet and obedient.Moo-vin' on Up So the next time you get a little frustrated with how slowly your child moves in the morning, or how many leafy greens they insist on eating, just remember that it could be a lot worse. Sound like anyone you know? Consider this Child Cow Costume as an excellent resource for fostering your child's calm charisma.

Be grateful for your little grazer, and enjoy watching them lie in the grass and daydream! Or a hippo. They won't flap as sweetly in the breeze as a real little cow, but we're guessing your kid can make up in cuteness in other ways. Yeah, we think that's bogus. They're gentle, steadfast, helpful, and (mostly) quiet and obedient.

After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired.

After all, cow could you possibly expect us to hold back when we have become so completely inspired.

 But it's okay!. FUN DETAILS The primoo-ry piece of this costume is the bodysuit.

The bodysuit comes in the classic white with black spots pattern found on any dairy cow, and even has udders attached! The horns are stuffed and soft, so you don't have to worry about poking anyone. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal. We realize this will probably not be the case for the moo-jority of you.

But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. The last piece of this costume is the shoe covers and mittens. They come into our writing like a young herd of cattle coming into a fresh pasture. Some of you might actually appreciate a good pun.