They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves.
They come into our writing like a young herd of cattle coming into a fresh pasture. The bodysuit comes in the classic white with black spots pattern found on any dairy cow, and even has udders attached! The horns are stuffed and soft, so you don't have to worry about poking anyone. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal. We realize this will probably not be the case for the moo-jority of you.