They'll turn your feet and hands into soft little hooves.
COW PUNSDear reader, we would like to open with an apology. The hood you'll be wearing not only comes with ears, but with horns too! Some of you might even find yourselves wanting moo-re.But every once in a while, a reader comes along that can really appreciate a good pun. One came to us, and then another, and then another, and suddenly they were pouring out of our mind and onto the page, dousing what was once a blank canvas in poorly developed puns, like milk douses cereal.