The police were far from taken aback at our image, however, and often slowed down to admire us while they drove by.
We got several pounds of gaudy and extremely expensive “bling” (aka jewelry), a gold cane and chalice, a coat made out of what had once been very cute and fuzzy animals, and then we had all we needed to live the pimp life. Standoffish, if you will. Then we got overheated thanks to the superior insulative value of our chinchilla coat and we passed out from heat stroke. And so, we come before you to admit that yes, pimpin’ ain’t easy at all! Go Figure!) But for those few fine days, we looked amazing, and now so can you thanks to our Suitmeister Basic Pimp Tiger Suit.