The police were far from taken aback at our image, however, and often slowed down to admire us while they drove by.
We had spent the previous summer learning how to play accordion, and we could already play a passable Chicken Dance by August, so how hard could pimpin’ be for hot stuff like us? It went well at first, but pretty soon we noticed people were behaving very differently around us. And so, we come before you to admit that yes, pimpin’ ain’t easy at all! Go Figure!) But for those few fine days, we looked amazing, and now so can you thanks to our Suitmeister Basic Pimp Tiger Suit. We got several pounds of gaudy and extremely expensive “bling” (aka jewelry), a gold cane and chalice, a coat made out of what had once been very cute and fuzzy animals, and then we had all we needed to live the pimp life. We had heard that “pimpin’ ain’t easy” from what we understood to be a highly reputable authority on the subject, but we begged to differ.