Well, you would but there's the problem of that tricky tattoo.
You'll look your best at your next Death Eater get together in this classy dark robe. With velvety accents and a dramatic, pointed hood, you're sure to earn the Dark Lord's respect. The life of a Death Eater sure is busy. Hey, if you can't help the Dark Lord find the boy who lived, no one can! With years of struggling to organize regular get-togethers, a leader who's always disappearing on mysterious business (aka hanging out with his pet snake), and a membership that's too paranoid to actually communicate with each other, it's no wonder that your group hasn't yet taken over the world! It literally burns when your master needs you.