Mystical Mummy Costume

So despite the added dangers, we have decided that we DO wish that werewolves were real. People that transform every full moon into a monster made of half wolf? You'll be wearing a flannel shirt that comes with fur cuffs attached. As humans, we find this idea obviously problematic. The mask has the snarling face of a wolf, and the gloves have big gnarly claws.

Another issue would be the visibility through your helmet. The main issue we see would be the weight of that armor. We could live in a castle and roam through its corridors, looking for any troublemakers.

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There is no better song for a disco girl like yourself. DISCO SENSATIONSo, you fancy yourself a disco sensation? At the very least we want to see you bust a move! Our recommendation? Dancing Queen by ABBA.Easy! You'll have the dress, the headband, and the ability to actually dance! We want your autograph.

 We aren't much for dancing. DISCO SENSATIONSo, you fancy yourself a disco sensation? At the very least we want to see you bust a move! Our recommendation? Dancing Queen by ABBA.

DISCO SENSATIONSo, you fancy yourself a disco sensation? At the very least we want to see you bust a move! Our recommendation? Dancing Queen by ABBA. Disco Sensation Dress Costume for Women The dress comes covered in a psychedelic pattern which is accented with a vibrant array of sequins! We aren't in pain, to be clear, it just seems to look that way, due to our general lack of coordination. That's awesome! If this dress was an ice cream sundae, then the headband that comes with it would be the cherry on top! Now get out there and cut a rug!  Maybe once you get your costume, you can show us how it's done! FUN DETAILS This costume is one groovy piece of work! We bet when you step out on those polished hardwood floors, under the glittering disco ball, that it is nothing short of groovy.Easy! You'll have the dress, the headband, and the ability to actually dance! We want your autograph.

For some people, it's REALLY deep down, but they like them. MUMMIES Mummies are a Halloween classic. Deep down, everyone likes puns..

Deep down, everyone likes puns. Mummies are a Halloween costume that is so iconic that they could never fail. MUMMIES Mummies are a Halloween classic.

We've also included leg warmers that look just like a mummy's wrappings.

You're probably wondering what you'll do with your other arm.Don't worry, we've included a glovelette, so you'll be covered from the forearm down! Now spend a little time brainstorming your favorite mummy puns while you wait for your costume to ship!  lastly, we have included a headband, to make sure that you look like a thousand-year-old mummy from head to toe. You know what won't be? When you get out and about, don't be afraid to make a few mummy puns.