So sorry, but there's nothing I can do for you old chap!
You say you have a slightly runny nose whenever the Spring season comes around? Let's review your symptoms, shall we? And sometimes you get sneezy around flowers? It's part of our line of ugly Halloween sweaters designed to keep you cozy while you celebrate the scary season. Diagnosis: Second OpinionAlright then! Allergies, you say?.. Also, your eyes seem to get itchy when you frolic around in nature? The doctor is in.