Why on earth would you stab Caesar?
You Say "Tyrant" Like It's a Bad Thing The word has a bad ring to it now (thanks, Caesar), but way (way, way) back in the day, being a tyrant was just another job description.Sure, he was trying to take over the entire government, but the guy invented Caesar salad. Someone Should Totally Crown CaesarExcuse us, Brutus, but what the heck? Someone who pioneered something so delicious should be revered for all time.