You reached the New World!
Product DetailsAs a pilgrim, you might have ninety-nine problems but a cool outfit ain't one! A Million Ways to Die in the New ColoniesAfter months of hardships at sea (not to mention some questionably lumpy hardtack), you've made it! An oversized white collar and white cuffs add some embellishments, as does the black ribbon at the center of the throat (but not too much embellishment so that no one can accuse you of vanity and burn you as a witch. But it's ok, because you have a can-do spirit and a high tolerance for hard work! Also, there are a lot of unfamiliar bug and snake species that seem all too keen to view you as a walking smorgasbord. Odd, though - it seems like gold does NOT grow on trees here, as was promised by that travel agent. You'll fit right in at the cornhusking bee with this lovely outfit.