Just get some extra shells an you'll look like a proper upright mermaid!
Yeah, we know, sometimes it's hard up here on land, having to use your two legs and all, but it's worth it. We've had that reaction before too. Have you always felt like a fish out of water? Like you just didn't quite belong? You're totally a mermaid, aren't you? Firstly, get some quality water time. It comes with a purple ruffled tank top, green polyester skirt, and a 3" starfish (wig and boa sold separately).