Sure, that’s the Sorting Hat’s main job, but think of the endless possibilities for everyday life.
You can adjust its size with Hook and Loop fastener in case multiple people want to try it on—and we all know they will! It’s not just for when you arrive at Hogwarts (we’re expecting our letter any day now) and wait to see which house you’ll join. After all, it can’t sort students 24/7… there aren’t enough wizard candidates around! Do you need to prioritize your to-do list? A sorting hat could help!In fact, we’re pretty sure that the Sorting Hat moonlights on just such jobs.