We have an idea if that person happens to be a Marvel fan...
There's really only one solution and we have it right here. With a nice pair of headphones, kids can enjoy all the stuff they want without filling the entire house with loud booms, and bangs, and laughing, and pew-pews, and whatever else they're watching or playing. Headphones! these Spider-Man headphones! These officially-licensed headphones have Spider's image on the sides, with his iconic red, blue, and black colors to boot.